Ratmetbab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, overgenerous meerkat.

Ratmetbab created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ratmetbab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ratmetbab, it will not care at all.

Ratmetbab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ratmetbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to geese while wearing turquoise stockings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.