Ragkabrill is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ragkabrill created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragkabrill, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragkabrill, it will ignore you.

Ragkabrill's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Ragkabrill's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Ragkabrill on top of all buildings.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Do not chop down trees.