Rawbapdit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful human.

Rawbapdit created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawbapdit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rawbapdit, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Rawbapdit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rawbapdit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Put Rawbapdit first in all things.

5. Never look in ponds.