Wigsitvil is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless skunk.

Wigsitvil created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigsitvil, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wigsitvil, it will ignore you.

Wigsitvil's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Wigsitvil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Wigsitvil on top of important buildings.

2. Put Wigsitvil first in all things.

3. Run away from indigo sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Always obey Wigsitvil's priests.