Karmotgam is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, blissful goblin.

Karmotgam created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karmotgam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Karmotgam, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Karmotgam's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Karmotgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snails.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Never skip in holy places.