Arfnakfitwod is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered hyena.

Arfnakfitwod created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfnakfitwod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Arfnakfitwod, she will jump up and down on your head.

Arfnakfitwod's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Arfnakfitwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Hide if four geese approach from the west.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always obey Arfnakfitwod's priests.

5. Do not eat bananas.