Weesadlad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless hamster.

Weesadlad created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Weesadlad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Weesadlad, she will curse you with boils.

Weesadlad's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Weesadlad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple cats, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Erect eight silver sculptures of Weesadlad on top of important buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Weesadlad.