Taglikarf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, loving beaver.

Taglikarf created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taglikarf, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Taglikarf, he will turn you into a puffin.

Taglikarf's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Taglikarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. You must pray to Taglikarf four times a day.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Worship no other gods but Taglikarf.