Gudbatnull is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane clam.

Gudbatnull created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gudbatnull, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gudbatnull, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gudbatnull's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gudbatnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not covet oxen.