Genquart is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, almighty finch.

Genquart created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Genquart, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Genquart, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Genquart's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Genquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Genquart's name in vain.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Genquart.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never laugh near birds.