Somcet is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonest goose.

Somcet created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somcet, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Somcet, it will turn you into a puffin.

Somcet's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Somcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Never mention turtles.