Panwiggep is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent deer.

Panwiggep created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panwiggep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Panwiggep, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Panwiggep's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Panwiggep's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never laugh near doves.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.