Rilfebgam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy raven.

Rilfebgam created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilfebgam, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilfebgam, he will strike you with lightening.

Rilfebgam's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rilfebgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Always help birds.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Never hurt ants.

5. Pray towards the north.