Bellhenzog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bellhenzog created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bellhenzog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bellhenzog, he will ignore you.

Bellhenzog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bellhenzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never feed coconuts to cats while wearing white trousers.

5. Never talk about fire.
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