Zaggubkan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful donkey.

Zaggubkan created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaggubkan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zaggubkan, she will torture you forever.

Zaggubkan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zaggubkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Respect your elders.