Sigratged is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, all-knowing newt.

Sigratged created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigratged, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sigratged, she will boil you in a big pot.

Sigratged's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sigratged's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sigratged first in all things.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Retreat if eight shrews approach from the north.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.