Kadhubpasfig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, strong porpoise.

Kadhubpasfig created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadhubpasfig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Kadhubpasfig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Kadhubpasfig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Kadhubpasfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always help sick hamsters.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.