Kadhubpasfig is a god.
He takes the form of a large, strong
porpoise.
Kadhubpasfig created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kadhubpasfig, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Kadhubpasfig, he will try to impress you with trees.
Kadhubpasfig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Kadhubpasfig's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
3. Never talk about stars.
4. Always help sick hamsters.
5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.