Dunbotdon is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart armadillo.

Dunbotdon created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunbotdon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunbotdon, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dunbotdon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dunbotdon's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dunbotdon.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.