Nulhaknad Fonlibbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, weak raccoon.

Nulhaknad Fonlibbiss created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Nulhaknad Fonlibbiss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nulhaknad Fonlibbiss, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Nulhaknad Fonlibbiss' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Nulhaknad Fonlibbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. You must pray to Nulhaknad Fonlibbiss three times a day.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about shrews.