Somjabpasaffon is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, smart
whale.
Somjabpasaffon created a down quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Somjabpasaffon, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Somjabpasaffon, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Somjabpasaffon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Somjabpasaffon's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Worship no other gods but Somjabpasaffon.
3. You must never eat aubergines.
4. Never go into blue rooms.
5. Never wear scarves.