Dumcethanmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, prudent mongoose.

Dumcethanmeg created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumcethanmeg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dumcethanmeg, it will turn you into a dog.

Dumcethanmeg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dumcethanmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dumcethanmeg on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Dumcethanmeg loves mice, so they must be respected.