Nurtkinbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented dragon.

Nurtkinbaf created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtkinbaf, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nurtkinbaf, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nurtkinbaf's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Nurtkinbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat green fruit.