Bungutlab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate butterfly.

Bungutlab created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bungutlab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bungutlab, she will think nothing of it.

Bungutlab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bungutlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta jumpers.

2. Retreat if nine geese approach from the east.

3. Always obey Bungutlab's priests.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
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