Jampomlittif is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic faun.

Jampomlittif created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jampomlittif, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jampomlittif, he will destroy your home solar system.

Jampomlittif's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Jampomlittif's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect seven gold sculptures of Jampomlittif on top of important buildings.

4. Never look at planets.

5. You must love Jampomlittif.