Zedingwan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, emotional dingo.

Zedingwan created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedingwan, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zedingwan, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zedingwan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Zedingwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must pray to Zedingwan five times a day.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not kill sheep.