Dusshunmob is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited rat.

Dusshunmob created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusshunmob, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dusshunmob, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dusshunmob's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dusshunmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.