Tafhitpop is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, impressive goose.

Tafhitpop created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Tafhitpop, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tafhitpop, he will not care.

Tafhitpop's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tafhitpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Erect three carbon sculptures of Tafhitpop on top of important buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.