Cemrangad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, confident toad.

Cemrangad created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemrangad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cemrangad, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cemrangad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cemrangad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Run away from violet great tits, for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.