Wipomtlaggeb is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish
walrus.
Wipomtlaggeb created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wipomtlaggeb, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Wipomtlaggeb, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Wipomtlaggeb's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Wipomtlaggeb's Holy Commandments1. Never wear scarves.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Run away if six sheep approach from the east.
5. Wipomtlaggeb loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.