Dumshavdibfom is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unjust owl.

Dumshavdibfom created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumshavdibfom, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dumshavdibfom, he will come to you in dreams.

Dumshavdibfom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dumshavdibfom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo dogs for they are unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never wear blue rings.