Pinbatflag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent hydra.

Pinbatflag created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbatflag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pinbatflag, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pinbatflag's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Pinbatflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near sharks.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Pinbatflag loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not make images of living things.