Litjonpom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless gorilla.

Litjonpom created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Litjonpom, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Litjonpom, it will turn you into a plant.

Litjonpom's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Litjonpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Always help turtles in need.