Nadsugvad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, benevolent hummingbird.

Nadsugvad created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadsugvad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nadsugvad, he will strike you with lightening.

Nadsugvad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nadsugvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Hide if three frogs approach from the north.

3. Nadsugvad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never run near tapirs.

5. Never write about amino acids.