Bossfomvog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, smart penguin.

Bossfomvog created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossfomvog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bossfomvog, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bossfomvog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bossfomvog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bossfomvog.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.