Kargenjamtabtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent parrot.

Kargenjamtabtonk created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kargenjamtabtonk, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kargenjamtabtonk, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kargenjamtabtonk's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kargenjamtabtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never paint your chest yellow.

4. Hide from pink mites for they are unholy.

5. Always wear gray.