Tettibabcissbam is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, stupid cat.

Tettibabcissbam created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettibabcissbam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tettibabcissbam, it will turn you into a hamster.

Tettibabcissbam's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tettibabcissbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tettibabcissbam's priests.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never hurt cats.