Pasjamtadfumgeb Nurlpigbeddapnil Missagboss is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing cow.

Pasjamtadfumgeb Nurlpigbeddapnil Missagboss created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasjamtadfumgeb Nurlpigbeddapnil Missagboss, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasjamtadfumgeb Nurlpigbeddapnil Missagboss, she will try to impress you with trees.

Pasjamtadfumgeb Nurlpigbeddapnil Missagboss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pasjamtadfumgeb Nurlpigbeddapnil Missagboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Always help cats in need.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Pray towards the north.