Mapnellpib is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish hedgehog.

Mapnellpib created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapnellpib, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Mapnellpib, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Mapnellpib's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Mapnellpib's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mapnellpib.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.