Homhadbess is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective hummingbird.

Homhadbess created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homhadbess, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Homhadbess, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Homhadbess' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Homhadbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Homhadbess on top of important buildings.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Always help badgers in need.