Wondisswodflag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, duplicitous lizard.

Wondisswodflag created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wondisswodflag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wondisswodflag, she will destroy your favourite star.

Wondisswodflag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Wondisswodflag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.