Kamgathak is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, contented beaver.

Kamgathak created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamgathak, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kamgathak, he will have a low opinion of you.

Kamgathak's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Kamgathak's Holy Commandments

1. Kamgathak must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Never talk about amino acids.