Cutgadnut is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless mongoose.

Cutgadnut created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cutgadnut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cutgadnut, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cutgadnut's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cutgadnut's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cutgadnut.

2. Worship no other gods but Cutgadnut.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.