Wadgudcin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing frog.

Wadgudcin created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadgudcin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wadgudcin, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wadgudcin's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Wadgudcin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wadgudcin.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.