Pagsadtapvinbonklakyok is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever seal.

Pagsadtapvinbonklakyok created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagsadtapvinbonklakyok, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pagsadtapvinbonklakyok, she will turn you into a frog.

Pagsadtapvinbonklakyok's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Pagsadtapvinbonklakyok's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five seals approach from the north.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Put Pagsadtapvinbonklakyok first in all things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.