Quimhunfedladpidyogget is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, weak wombat.

Quimhunfedladpidyogget created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimhunfedladpidyogget, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quimhunfedladpidyogget, it will boil you in a big pot.

Quimhunfedladpidyogget's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Quimhunfedladpidyogget's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never sit near grasshopers.