Sandfumlen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking squid.

Sandfumlen created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sandfumlen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sandfumlen, she will turn you into a frog.

Sandfumlen's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sandfumlen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sandfumlen.

5. Always obey Sandfumlen's priests.