Farnjatmut is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil goat.

Farnjatmut created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Farnjatmut, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Farnjatmut, he will laugh at you.

Farnjatmut's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Farnjatmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.