Zodrotbam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow hippopotamus.

Zodrotbam created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodrotbam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zodrotbam, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Zodrotbam's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Zodrotbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Retreat if four tortoises approach from the south.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Pray towards the west.