Gupweglidwip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless hedgehog.

Gupweglidwip created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupweglidwip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gupweglidwip, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gupweglidwip's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gupweglidwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never wear gray ear rings.

3. Never feed lentils to otters while wearing mauve rings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.