Ceplunwip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy hare.

Ceplunwip created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Ceplunwip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ceplunwip, it will cry a lot.

Ceplunwip's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Ceplunwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple boots.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.